Brief explanation. I have (possibly)

Brief explanation. I have (possibly) overused the “Patent pending. Patent pending. Patent pending,” gag in recent posts. This line actually comes from Simpsons epsiode CABF05 in which Homer “invents” the Spine-O-Cylinder. (Homer: “Not trash can, son — Dr. Homer’s Miracle Spine-O-Cylinder! [protectively] Patent pending.”) I have no idea how to navigate the elliptical process of […]