All You “Scientists” Just Made My List

And not the good list either. You know, the one where I remember your birthday and send you cookies “just because.”

Claire just told Sagan about Pluto’s demotion. Sagan’s reaction? She cried.

“It is too a planet!”

No, that isn’t funny. Or cute.

So. Here’s a tip to all you so-called “scientists” out there. Keep looking over your shoulder. Eventually I’ll be there and I am going to kick your ass. You made my daughter cry.

What’s wrong with you sick bastards?